Quentin Tarantino has reportedly chosen Britney Spears to star in his remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. She will play the lead as a girl who murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath. If this is done right it would totally revive Britney's career. Of course for it to be truly successful Britney would have to get topless but we wouldn't be seeing anything we haven't seen already. People have to remember that before John Travolta made his comeback in Tarantino's Pulp Fiction he was considered to be a washed-up joke. We will definitely see this movie (and by see we mean download)!
Federal prosecutors have dropped the investigation into how Heath Ledger obtained two painkillers that contributed to his overdose. Apparently federal prosecutors gave up because they did not believe they could pin down a target for this investigation. Word had it that Mary Kate Olsen who was subpoenaed on April 23rd was not going to speak without an offer of immunity. Of course she denied any and all knowledge of where Heath obtained his narcotics. As was reported the masseuse who discovered Ledger's body on Jan. 22 in his SoHo apartment spent nine minutes making three calls to Olsen before dialing 911 for help, then called the actress a fourth time after paramedics arrived. Very suspicious if you ask us but we're not so sure those Olsen twins have souls anyway.
As you all know by now Morgan Freeman was in a fairly serious car accident Monday night around midnight. He has suffered a broken arm along with elbow and shoulder damage and is still listed in serious condition. What you may not have heard is what the Russian media is reporting, that he was asleep behind the wheel at the time of the accident. Unlikely though as he had a passenger in the car with him but not impossible if she was asleep too. People are starting to whisper about a 'curse' for the people involved in the making of . Sure. Whatever. The curse of making too much money maybe.
*** UPDATE***
Straight from the publicist of Morgan Freeman:
"Morgan is doing well after his surgery last night to reconnect nerves and repair damage in his left arm and hand. The surgery last night lasted four and a half hours. He's visiting with family this morning. As of this morning he's up and walking around and looking forward to his release in a few days."
Oh wow. Gwen Stefani looks as though she is going to give birth to a football team! We hope she is going to be okay after this. She's huge! She is 38 years old and looks like she's ready to give birth at any minute. We wish her the most painless birth humanly possible because there's no way that looks like it would be easy!
Today Hello Magazine and People Magazine hits the news stands with the $14 million dollar photos of the Pitt-Jolie twins Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline. We don't really understand the big deal about these kids. They puke and their diapers stank just like every other new born out there. People are goiong ga ga over these babies like they are the second coming or something. They're basically carbon copies of Shiloh. They got the lips but they aren't as cute. Let's hope they don't turn out to be another Rumer WIllis!
As The Dark Knight continues to set new box office records around the world some interesting rumors have began to surface regarding the next installment. Word has it that Johnny Depp has personally approached the producers to play the Riddler. He has seen the depth Heath Ledger has brought to the Joker and may attempt to do the same thing with the Riddler which would probably be one of the most awesome performances of his career. Furthermore, rumor has it that Angelina Jolie has been tapped to be Catwoman. We can't imagine anyone who could play that role better than her. Sexy, sultry and exotic! What more could Batman (or the rest of us, for that matter) want from Catwoman? At this rate The Dark Knight series is going to be bigger than Lord of the Rings AND Star Wars.